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  • ratwagon
  • wwfits

    i cant believe so many people picked guillermo, that man would sell you to satan nandor for a single corn chip

  • jomarchswritingjacket

    you were written by

    william shakespeare

    jane austen

    oscar wilde

    charlotte brontë

    edgar allan poe

    j.r.r. tolkien

    louisa may alcott

    virginia woolf

    c.s. lewis

    lucy maud montgomery

    mary shelley

    who wrote you into existence and what makes you think so? tell me in the tags or comments!

  • diersten

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    Tatort SaarbrĂĽcken: Das FleiĂźige Lieschen meets Wes Anderson

  • hogwild-ramgirl

    Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

  • dachshunddyke

    ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible

  • spindlewoed

    A colored digital drawing of the smoker on the balcony from Disco Elysium. He's leaning back comfortably on a chair, unlit cigarette in one hand gesticulating towards a small book in the other. He says: "I've had some time to take a look at the suggested reading. Very *stimulating* stuff. This passage, specifically: 'Reports from the Revolutionary period claim that the most radically devoted communards were able to engage in vigorous intercourse for up to *eight hours* at a time.'"ALT
    Another colored digital drawing, a continuation of the scene from the previous image. The smoker continues: "How fortuitous for me.  It seems I've already cleared the first level requirement to be considered an infra-materialist."   He's leanining back further on the chair, smiling and looking with mirth towards Steban and Ulixes, the communist students, sitting on their couch in front of him. Steban is laughing flustered, eyes cast downward and blushing. Ulixes is trying to maintain composure, though his fists are balled and he's sliently blushing as well.ALT

    first meeting with the newly acquired smoker comrade going swimmingly

  • timmychalamet

    The Get Down + iconic lines pt. 2 (pt. 1)

  • sirfrogsworth

    Reina del Cid is one of my favorite musicians. Her YouTube has some amazing covers.

    But this Star Trek engineering rap is just delightful.

    Reina's Instagram

  • flootzavut

    I always, always stop to listen to this when it pops up, it's so good.

  • nellygwyn

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    Obsessed with this.

  • rydenxo

    does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

  • rydenxo

    ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

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    that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

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    he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

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    but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

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    but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

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    that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.